Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Dan (8:30 AM):  DEcided to actually show up today?
t-$$ is Available (8:31 AM)
t-$$ (8:31 AM):  For a lil while at least.
t-$$ (8:32 AM):  Turned ur game around I c. That's what happens when u play with a good player
t-$$ (8:32 AM):  Should say after u play with a good player
Dan (8:36 AM):  My putting has improved about 1000% from were it was last week, ball striking was not bad, 4 pars, 5 boggs
Dan (8:36 AM):  had 2 birdie putts lip out
Dan (8:38 AM):  the first couple holes I left my1st putt about 4 ft short cause greens were so much slower then sunday but I made the 2nd putts, no 3 jacks yesterday
Dan (9:03 AM):  enjoy your victory, it will probably be your last one ever
t-$$ (9:07 AM):  How many putts u have sunday?
Dan (9:08 AM):  I don't know I haven't synced the skycaddie yet
t-$$ (9:14 AM):  Dummy
t-$$ (9:28 AM):  Im just happy kane family number one is back where it belongs
Dan (9:35 AM):  Ranking aren't based on one round, they are a running 2 year accumulation of pts
t-$$ (9:37 AM):  Well I was number 1 last yr at the beginning of the year. I let u borrow it
Dan (9:38 AM):  with my 4 str8 victories, you will need to win 2 or 3 more times to regain the top spot
Dan (9:43 AM):  after tonight, I will have 3 days off and then play the next 5 days str8
t-$$ (9:44 AM):  How come so much?
Dan (9:45 AM):  why not
Dan (9:46 AM):  playing Bragg, another capt and crew on sunday at enjoie, leagu mon and tues and yet another capt and crew at enjoie on wednesday
t-$$ (10:01 AM):  Wow. U have an addiction
Dan (10:07 AM):  I can't help it if I'm in great demand
t-$$ (10:20 AM):  Not cause of ur personality
Dan (10:22 AM):  wat u talkin bout, I'm one charming ass muh focker
t-$$ (10:23 AM):  Charming as an alligator
t-$$ is Available (11:51 AM)
Dan (1:14 PM):  dummy, where did you go
t-$$ (1:24 PM):  I'm here. I was prolly driving hme
t-$$ (1:24 PM):  Home
t-$$ (1:25 PM):  Did u wear ur ranger Rick hat yesterday
Dan (1:25 PM):  I did, took a load of shit about it too
t-$$ (1:25 PM):  Haha. Now u have to stick with it. Gotta stay strong
Dan (1:26 PM):  probably everyone will be wearing one next week, I'm a trend setter in that league
Dan (1:27 PM):  next week I'm wearing my 5 toe shoes to play
t-$$ (1:36 PM):  Dummy if u ever wear those to play with me I will turn around and hit my first driver directly into ur nut sack
Dan (1:37 PM):  that 'll cost you a stroke
t-$$ (1:37 PM):  I'd gladly take it
t-$$ is Available (2:23 PM)
t-$$ (2:35 PM):  Dummy i was just telling hot carl how I whipped your legs
Dan (2:36 PM):  enjoy it while you can
Dan (2:36 PM):  does he know you call him hot carl?
t-$$ (2:37 PM):  Idk. I may have called him that
t-$$ (2:37 PM):  We def. Need to destroy him and his bro in oct
Dan (2:38 PM):  it will be a blood bath
Dan (2:38 PM):  like the final episode of spartacus
t-$$ (2:39 PM):  Kill them all!
t-$$ (2:41 PM):  I love hope solo and Kate upton
Dan (2:42 PM):  I have no idea who they are
t-$$ (2:42 PM):  Google them. And thank me layers
t-$$ (2:43 PM):  Later*
Dan (2:45 PM):  Hope looks a little dykish, Kate is fine with a capital F
t-$$ (2:46 PM):  Ya hope does a lil. I'm sure she tears it up in the girls locker room!!
t-$$ (2:46 PM):  Kate is ridiculous
t-$$ (3:25 PM):  Going all international on ur ass this week

Friday, July 8, 2011

and so it begins

t-$$ (9:06 AM):  Newport barker brook or someplace we havent played b4?
Dan (9:07 AM):  idc,
Dan (9:08 AM):  doesn't matter where we play, the result will be the same, I will be victorious
t-$$ is Available (9:29 AM)
t-$$ (9:29 AM):  President please!
t-$$ (10:53 AM):  Eww a silent stinker
Dan (11:54 AM):  dummy, I wore a Hawian shirt today because you know on Friday, you can wear a Hawian shirt... you know if you want
Dan (1:19 PM):  Just got back from the driving range
t-$$ (1:27 PM):  How did that go?
Dan (1:27 PM):  started off a little rough but finished strong
t-$$ (1:37 PM):  An el hosels?
Dan (1:38 PM):  no never
t-$$ (1:40 PM):  Happens to the best of us
Dan (1:59 PM):  did you wear a Hawaian shirt today?
t-$$ (2:08 PM):  I own zero hawaian shirts
Dan (2:09 PM):  cause you know you could wear pne if you wanted
Dan (3:13 PM):  but you don't have to
t-$$ (3:14 PM):  Haha thanks lumberg
t-$$ (3:14 PM):  I need a tm visor now
Dan (3:23 PM):  just dropped some serious heat
t-$$ (3:40 PM):  Congrats. Hope u got some on ur ugly shirt
Dan (3:40 PM):  I strip naked when I shit so that can't happen
t-$$ (3:46 PM):  Horrible mental pic. Hate u for that
t-$$ (3:46 PM):  Daly carded a 13 today
Dan (3:47 PM):  it happens
t-$$ (3:48 PM):  Yep
Dan (3:50 PM):  I think I am going to create a blog and post our conversation at the end of everyday, I think people would enjoy that
t-$$ (3:50 PM):  Haha. U r prolly right. Not every day. But some days